In the kitchen, before bed
Ezra: Momma, can I do something interesting?
Momma: What do you want to do?
Ezra: I will take two pieces of oil, and a knife, two cups, and I'm making some kind of recipe. [Brandishing a knife] Now I need the yemen (lemon) and one piece of orange. I need one piece of peach. I think I need to cut, cut, cut. I know, I'm making a recipe! It's called yemen ice cream. It's called "Ezra's Recipe that Momma and Daddy like."
In the gym, after Johnathan's basketball game
Ezra: Do you know what's in my hand? [Fist tightly clenched]
Momma: What?
Ezra: Don't be afraid.
Momma: Umm...
Ezra: It's an M&M! [Unclenches fist to reveal a smashed red M&M]
Momma: Where did you find that M&M?
Ezra: Over there!
Momma: Don't eat tha- Aaand, it's gone.
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